Healthy Eating Debates Gifts

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."