Healthy Eating Debates T-Shirts

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."