Healthy Eating Critic Pillows

"Eat your predigested greens."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Sawdust.

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat all those dumb vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Eat your vegetables

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

Food Pyramid

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."