Healthy Eating Critic Pillows

"Eat your predigested greens."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Sawdust.

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Spanx Tells Me No

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat all those dumb vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Always eat your broccoli."

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Eat your vegetables

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Zombie Fad Diets. Are you sure fish is brain food!

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

Food Pyramid

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'