Healthy Eating Debater Prints

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Queen of Quinoa

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

The meat's fine,it's just the milk tastes of gherkins.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'