Healthy Eater's Nightmare T-Shirts

it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'He's all eyes!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

New anti-obesity cookbook.

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Fast Food Menus

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"I want a big-a*s salad."