Healthy Eater's Nemesis T-Shirts

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Dieting Motivation.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

New anti-obesity cookbook.

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.