Healthy Eater's Nightmare Gifts

it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

New anti-obesity cookbook.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"I want a big-a*s salad."

Fast Food Menus

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'A double hamburger with french fries and onion rings? - Okay, but Michelle Obama will have a FIT!'