Healthy Eater's Nightmare Gifts

Looking for a creative yet funny gift for someone who’s constantly battling the healthy eating mindset? Our collection offers witty mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the hilarious side of those dietary dilemmas. Perfect for friends or family who find humor in their struggles with dieting or healthy habits, these products add a playful touch to their everyday routine and make a memorable gift for any occasion.

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it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!

it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.' mockup

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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'Excuse me - are you organic?'

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'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.' mockup

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?" mockup

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.' mockup

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

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'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.' mockup

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

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'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?' mockup

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

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When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three." mockup

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

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'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

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Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.' mockup

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

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You are what you eat (Nuts).

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'He's all eyes!'

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"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..." mockup

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

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'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!' mockup

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

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Motivation to Keep Fit.

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New anti-obesity cookbook.

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'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?' mockup

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

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House of Beans - No Smoking.

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Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist mockup

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

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'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.' mockup

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

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Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Which is the genetically modified corn?" mockup

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

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Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space". mockup

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

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Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs. mockup

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

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Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter. mockup

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

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Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health mockup

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

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'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .' mockup

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

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"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals." mockup

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

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Fast Food Menus

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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"I want a big-a*s salad."

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Healthy Eater's Nightmare Gifts Collection

Healthy Eater's Nightmare Mugs

Explore our collection of 'healthy eater’s nightmare' mugs and find the perfect humorous gift to make mornings brighter.

Healthy Eater's Nightmare Pillows

Discover our 'healthy eater’s nightmare' pillows—funny, comfy, and ideal for adding personality to your favorite relaxing space.

Healthy Eater's Nightmare Prints

Browse our 'healthy eater’s nightmare' prints to add a humorous touch to your home or office decor, celebrating the funny side of healthy eating struggles.

Healthy Eater's Nightmare T-Shirts

Check out our range of 'healthy eater’s nightmare' T-shirts, designed to bring humor and personality to anyone battling dieting or healthy habits.