Ironically Healthy Eater Gifts

Joe's Natural Foods...steak 'n' tators.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'He's all eyes!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

New anti-obesity cookbook.

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Fast Food Menus

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

The real reason salad aids weight loss