Ironically Healthy Eaters Gifts

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

New anti-obesity cookbook.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."