Healthy Eating In Humor Gifts

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Spanx Tells Me No

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Does it come in soy lite?'

I've been trying to cut back on my salt intake. I'd also like to do that, but unfortunately, my main source of salt comes from tears streaming into my mouth.

Hello, sir, we're the post-Halloween, leftover candy, concerned citizens patrol.

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

Angry Santa Letter

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Diet Donuts - (Bigger holes).

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

Good news! We determined the hair in your vegan soup is from the chef's fake fur coat!

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

'...We only eat dry cat food out here.'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

Healthy Gingerbread House

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

Naughty Food

'I've worked out, if you lose ten pounds a week, in two months you'll be gone completely.'

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'