Healthy Eating Humorist Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for a healthy eating humorist? Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that add a dash of wit to nutritious living. Perfect for anyone who enjoys humor as much as kale smoothies or veggie snacks, these items are sure to bring smiles and inspiration.

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'I'll have the tuna-fish salad but I want you to bring me sausage, egg, bacon, beans and chips by mistake.'

'I'll have the tuna-fish salad but I want you to bring me sausage, egg, bacon, beans and chips by mistake.' mockup

'I'll have the tuna-fish salad but I want you to bring me sausage, egg, bacon, beans and chips by mistake.'

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"Diet Meal Calories: 5 calories when prepared so it's edible: 5000."

"Diet Meal Calories: 5 calories when prepared so it's edible: 5000." mockup

"Diet Meal Calories: 5 calories when prepared so it's edible: 5000."

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"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber." mockup

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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Vegetarian Nightmare.

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand. mockup

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

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"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...." mockup

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

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Health

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'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!' mockup

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

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"I've had enough sweets for one day." mockup

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets." mockup

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

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"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks." mockup

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.' mockup

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

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"Well, then - two apples a day."

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"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

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Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.' mockup

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

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"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?" mockup

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"One slice—hold the bread."

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Healthy Eating Humorist Gifts Collection

Healthy Eating Humorist Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more funny and healthy eating themed designs that inspire smiles during your morning coffee.

Healthy Eating Humorist Pillows

Check out our pillows for more comfortable, humorous decor that brings a smile to your healthy living space.

Healthy Eating Humorist Prints

Browse our art prints to find more humorous and inspiring designs celebrating the joy of healthy eating.

Healthy Eating Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts for more witty and playful apparel celebrating healthy eating and humor combined.