Healthy Eater Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a healthy eater with a witty side? Our collection combines humor and healthy living, featuring playful designs that celebrate nutritious choices. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find something to inspire their wellness journey with a smile.

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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?" mockup

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

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'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.' mockup

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'

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Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi. mockup

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

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FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS.... mockup

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

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"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name." mockup

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."

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"I've had enough sweets for one day." mockup

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

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"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber." mockup

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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Vegetarian Nightmare.

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand. mockup

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

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"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets." mockup

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

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Health

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'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!' mockup

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

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"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks." mockup

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

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"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...." mockup

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.' mockup

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

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"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

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"Well, then - two apples a day."

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"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?" mockup

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

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Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.' mockup

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

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"One slice—hold the bread."

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!" mockup

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

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'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.' mockup

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Healthy Eater Humorist Gifts Collection

Healthy Eater Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for healthy eaters with humor—perfect for breakfast or office coffee breaks filled with laughs.

Healthy Eater Humorist Pillows

Find playful pillows for healthy eaters who appreciate a good laugh—great for adding personality to their lounge or bedroom.

Healthy Eater Humorist Prints

Browse prints that celebrate healthy living with a humorous twist—fantastic decor to inspire and entertain.

Healthy Eater Humorist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase their love for healthy eating and humor—ideal for casual outings or relaxing weekends.