Dietary Humor Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for foodies or health-conscious friends? Our dietary humor collection is filled with witty designs that celebrate the joys and jokes of healthy eating, indulgence, and everything in between. Perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about their diet struggles or culinary adventures, these products turn everyday eating into a source of fun.

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Naughty Food

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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You are what you eat (Nuts).

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Heart Disease Menu

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.' mockup

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.' mockup

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

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Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids mockup

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

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Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day. mockup

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

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'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.' mockup

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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'Does it come in soy lite?'

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"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu." mockup

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

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'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.' mockup

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

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"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight." mockup

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

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"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu." mockup

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

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'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.' mockup

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

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Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department. mockup

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

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"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..." mockup

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

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'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'

'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!' mockup

'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'

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'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.' mockup

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

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"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..." mockup

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

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Dietary Humor Gifts Collection

Dietary Humor Mugs

Looking for more funny food mugs? Browse our collection of dietary humor mugs and find the perfect punchline for their morning coffee.

Dietary Humor Pillows

Check out our playful dietary humor pillows, designed to add a witty touch to any home or café decor.

Dietary Humor Prints

Discover humorous dietary-themed print art that adds personality and laughter to kitchens, dining areas, or food-related spaces.

Dietary Humor T-Shirts

Explore our range of humorous dietary t-shirts that make light of food and dieting—ideal for fun-loving friends and family.