Dietary Humor Mugs

Naughty Food

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'The customer is always right...'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Heart Disease Menu

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."