Healthy Eating In Humor Mugs

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Does it come in soy lite?'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Diet Donuts - (Bigger holes).

Angry Santa Letter

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'...We only eat dry cat food out here.'

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'

'I've worked out, if you lose ten pounds a week, in two months you'll be gone completely.'

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

Naughty Food

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

Healthy Gingerbread House

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."