Ironically Healthy Eater Pillows

Joe's Natural Foods...steak 'n' tators.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'He's all eyes!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

New anti-obesity cookbook.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Fast Food Menus

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss