Healthy Eater Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"