Healthy Eater Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Diet considerations.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'