Hearty Eater Enthusiast Gifts

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'What are you eating now?'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'