Hearty Eater Enthusiast Prints

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

"Your meal sounded nice."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

He wanted a different one.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque