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'It's not fair,' said Eve, 'even when I eat healthily I'm made to feel guilty.'

Food Pyramid

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat all those dumb vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

'But I still feel vegetarian!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Diet considerations.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

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