Healthy Eaters Pillows

"I'm on a diet. Do you have any low cal greed?"

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Be Healthy

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Queen of Quinoa