Healthy Eaters Mugs

"I'm on a diet. Do you have any low cal greed?"

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Advocado

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Queen of Quinoa

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid