Healthy Eater Chuckler Gifts

Food guide.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'

New anti-obesity cookbook.

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

Fast Food Menus

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."