Reluctant Healthy Eater Gifts

"Dr. Garcia says the best thing for me is cutting out all the tasty foods I like so much."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'He's all eyes!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

New anti-obesity cookbook.

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

Fast Food Menus