Spinach Saboteur Pillows

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Greedy child

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

"Sorry, Mr. Popeye, no Olympics for you. Y'know spinach is a performance enhancing drug."

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

"We always take one piece out."

"How's the diet going?"

I hate spinach

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.