Spinach Saboteur Gifts

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Greedy child

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"We always take one piece out."

"How's the diet going?"

I hate spinach

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.

Won't kill you