Raisin Hater Pillows

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Good News about winter

Man burning his tie.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

Confucius say: shut up.

'You wish, Timmy.'

Dunkie Biscuit Co - Will you stop saying that's the way the cookie crumbles?

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

I hate spinach

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

Crisp New England Air.

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..."

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

'Is that the picky eater website?'

Thanks for raisin me right.

The Homework and Brussels Sprouts Protests: 'Hey-hey, ho-ho...the scourge of homework has to go!! And brussel sprouts, too...I need a bigger bullhorn.'

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

Polar opposites.

"Where's a plague of locusts when you need one?"

"By the way...those rice cakes you bought were horrible! Tasted like styrofoam."

'You never knew your father - he landed on a raisin pie at the wrong time.'

"The scanner says you're the only one in the neighborhood of your ethnic group who buys raisin bread."

Can't wait to get out of these heels and into my bunny slippers.