Fish Hater Pillows

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"He was a sea rescue."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Fishing Boat Derby

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Fresh fish

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'