Fish Hater Prints

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"He was a sea rescue."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Fishing Boat Derby

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Fish mobsters.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'