Pepperoni Hater Pillows

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

Good News about winter

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

"This place is known for their pizza."

Dunkie Biscuit Co - Will you stop saying that's the way the cookie crumbles?

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

I hate spinach

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

"It gets rid of the spiders and it doesn't make any noise, so as far as I'm concerned it can stay."

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

'Six hours of school, one hour of homework... I don't need letters in my soup!'

"Where's a plague of locusts when you need one?"

'Let me pop in and tell him first. He hates surprises.'

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