Pepperoni Aficionado Pillows

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

"I come here for the pepper."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Carpe pizza"

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Nanki Poo

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

The finer points of marriage.

"Fresh pepper?"

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"While you were fighting for an equal number of slices, I was lobbying to deregulate their size!"