Pepperoni Aficionado Gifts

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I come here for the pepper."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Carpe pizza"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Nanki Poo

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

No! I said a 100-foot Piazza!

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

The finer points of marriage.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'