Onion Aficionado Gifts

'Best eaten before June and everyone's gone to bed.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Onion Strip Clubs.

"My dad's tears? Oh, they're real alright: he's cutting onions..."

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

"Bloody hell!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Thug life on safari.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Mediterranean Martini

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Devilled Eggs

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"How almond milk is made"

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Champagne and Oysters

Olives