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"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

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"He won't eat anything but corn."

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'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

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"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

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"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

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"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

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Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Always eat your broccoli."