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"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

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'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

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"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

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Man is attacked by sea creature.

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'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

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"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Always eat your broccoli."