Onion Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You've got your foot on my shallots, mate."

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

'He thinks he could have been a great bowler - I've told him, anyone can find a bit of spin if they bowl with an onion.'

baby sweetcorn...

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Bloody hell!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Honey Wallah

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

You are what you eat!

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."