Onion Enthusiast Prints

"You've got your foot on my shallots, mate."

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

'He thinks he could have been a great bowler - I've told him, anyone can find a bit of spin if they bowl with an onion.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

baby sweetcorn...

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Bloody hell!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Honey Wallah

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"He won't eat anything but corn."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

You are what you eat!

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'