Onion Aficionado Prints

'Best eaten before June and everyone's gone to bed.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Onion Strip Clubs.

"My dad's tears? Oh, they're real alright: he's cutting onions..."

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

"Bloody hell!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Thug life on safari.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Time is HONEY

Onion Tears

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Rap-scallions

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Mediterranean Martini

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Devilled Eggs

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"How almond milk is made"