Award-winning Onion Lover Prints

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Movies vs. Films

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Aromatherapy for Men

Rap-scallions

Film Lovers.

Onion Tears

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Executive Tacos

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Always eat your broccoli."