Award-winning Onion Lover Mugs

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Aromatherapy for Men

Film Lovers.

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Onion Tears

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Rap-scallions

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Executive Tacos

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Always eat your broccoli."