Pickled Onion Enthusiast Mugs

"This vinegar's got lumps in it."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'What, no onion rings?'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Hold The Pickles

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.