Pickled Onion Enthusiast Gifts

"This vinegar's got lumps in it."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Onion Tears

World Hunger Conference.

Rap-scallions

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Jar wars

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'What, no onion rings?'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Hold The Pickles

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

You gonna eat your pickle?

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.