Onion Layer Aficionado Gifts

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

Stratigraphy

Onion Tears

"I'm a monster."

Rap-scallions

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Creative department ?

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

'What, no onion rings?'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"I've GOT to quit giving myself a bath after I eat sticky buns!"

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

All-you-can-wear.

"This vinegar's got lumps in it."

'Can I at least get a business loan to buy cornchips?'

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

Cutting onions

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

Seven Layers.

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

Indoor sauna.

'Do you have any last words? -- I'm going to smother you in onions.'

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

"My dad's tears? Oh, they're real alright: he's cutting onions..."

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

'Seven dollars for dilauril thiodipropionate. I think I'll switch to potassium metabisulfite.'

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

"You wear too many clothes."

'It's mustard man'

Onion Strip Clubs.