Layering Enthusiast Gifts

"Ehh....did you gain a bit of weight?"

"I dress like this on the scale so I can blame not hitting my weight goal on all the extra clothing."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Texturing the Walls

Stratigraphy

Ladder of Success.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Creative department ?

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It's just a first draft.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

The Top of the Mountain.

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

'I'll do your taxes for you, daddy, if you'll color these silly homework pictures for me.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

"I don't care if 'the medium is the message'. You can't draw directly on the fridge!"

'You're pretty good at coloring in the lines, Mom.'

All-you-can-wear.