Layering Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Ehh....did you gain a bit of weight?"

I told you to wear layers.

"I dress like this on the scale so I can blame not hitting my weight goal on all the extra clothing."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Texturing the Walls

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Stratigraphy

Ladder of Success.

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Creative department ?

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'It's just a first draft.'

"Do you want to sign this legislation now Senator, or wait till you finish coloring Goofy's silly pants?"

"It's a midriff warmer."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

'I'll do your taxes for you, daddy, if you'll color these silly homework pictures for me.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

The Top of the Mountain.

Shy Man at Party

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'You're pretty good at coloring in the lines, Mom.'