Layering Legend Gifts

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Stratigraphy

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Search for Missing Socks

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Creative department ?

Cleaning Lockers.

Lawrence of Suburbia

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

Spring cleaning.

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"