Collecting Pickles Gifts

'Best eaten before June and everyone's gone to bed.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"They look like pickles."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Old Spice

World Hunger Conference.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Jar wars

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Ad Valorem

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Someday, son, all this crap will be yours."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Hold The Pickles

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

The Spoonish Inquisition

There's a fork in the road.

You gonna eat your pickle?

Daylight saving

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."