Collecting Pickles Pillows

'Best eaten before June and everyone's gone to bed.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Old Spice

World Hunger Conference.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Ad Valorem

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

A Fork-lift.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

Hold The Pickles

There's a fork in the road.

Ants take cheese and grater

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

Daylight saving

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!