Pickling Pillows

'We're having trouble coming up with an accurate inventory number...'

'Pickling is my greatest passion and I will pickle just about anything - my dear late husband thought that I was a little crazy...'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Hold The Pickles

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Opera Pickleball

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"